I'd Be Home Recuperating Right Now If It Weren't Vitally Important That I Shop

Wannabe socialite #1: God, I hate everyone in this part of town.
Wannabe socialite #2: I know, right? I mean... they walk so slowly, and talk so much nonsense.
(pause)
Wannabe socialite #1: The coke hangover can't help though, can it?
Wanna be socialite #2: Definitely not.

--Broadway & Spring