A Gift That Keeps on Giving

13-year-old girl: Oh my god, you and Isabel have a new inside joke?
Friend: Oh my god, you check my Facebook wall like everyday, don't you?
13-year-old girl: Yeah, I do. Didn't you see that I sent you a new bumper sticker? It says "I respect your sluttiness."

--Darkened Bathroom, Bat Mitzvah Party