Damn the Fire Swamp and Its Quicksand!

Animated queer: I knew Rachel was going to fall into the trap! I just knew it. I said to myself: "She's going to fall into the trap!" and then she showed up, and I told her, "Rachel. Girl, don't fall into the trap!" and what did she do?
Female companion: She fell into the trap!

--Church St & Vesey

Overheard by: Manhattman