(man instructing son to stay in the crosswalk)
Man
: Don’t wander off into the street.

Son: Why? Why do I have to stay between the lines?
Man: Stay between the lines and you’ll be rich. You’ll be rich.
Son: What do you mean?
Man: It means you get paid if a car hits you.

–Surf Ave & Stillwell Ave

Overheard by: Amanda Haag