The Invisible Hand Behind Subway "Accidents"

Wall Street guy #1: So I was watching A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila and my son asked: "Dad, what's a lesbian?" I mean, I wish I could tell him about it when he's ready.
Wall Street guy #2: Yeah, so anyway. They have these only boys and only girls birthday parties for the little kids down at Fire Island...
Wall Street guy #1: So you think the parties turn them into lesbians?
Wall Street guy #2: No, I'm just trying to segue into talking about something other than... (looks around train suspiciously) lesbians.

--Downtown 6 Train