(Guy wearing laminated sign bearing photo of the 9/11 commission report approaches shopper)
Signboard guy
: Excuse me, are you a registered voter in New York?

Middle-aged man in suit: Yes.
Signboard guy: We are trying to gather signatures to have the 9/11 commission reopened.
Middle-aged man: You’re a fucking asshole from hell!

–Associated Store, 14th St & 1st Ave