Hipster on cell: Drunk dialing is the new black. Fuck you. Happy new year. –House Party, Lorimer St Overheard by: confabulation Nation Redhead to friend: I swear we always have orange animals and they’re all called Renae. –Central Park Woman to man: There are many things to be sad about. The color of money being green isn’t one of them. –90th & 1st Overheard by: Sam Sad suit: Their yogurt is just too white. –Outside Pinkberry in Koreatown Girl: Yeah, my pubes are pink. –B1 Bus Overheard by: Robert Middle aged gay man: Alright! I like colored pens! There, I said it. –42nd St