Girl on cell: So I told her I didn’t think George Washington was a cannibal. –Barnes & Noble, Staten Island Overheard by: Marina Tricorico Asian girl to friend: You know, if he really likes you, he’d eat you. –Coles Sports Center Overheard by: Alice Huang Hysterical woman screaming at cops: She bit me! I did not touch her! –84th & Broadway Overheard by: rachel Dude: Remember that crazy condo lady? She totally ate my ass on the first date. –Chelsea 20-something guy on cell: have you ever tasted pee before?! Word?! –Spring & W Broadway Three-year-old girl: Daddy, I’m eating your eyeballs! –R Train Overheard by: Jon A.