Drunk man to friend carrying him: And she keeps making fun of my tiny dick, but then she keeps grabbing my ass. Can you explain that to me? –5th Ave Overheard by: John-Boy Man to friend: Ya know I’ve touched both your dick and your brother’s dick… and his is much bigger. –44th St & 9th Ave Overheard by: bigstoopit 20-something guy: I’ve just decided I need to quit dicking around and buy some q-tips. –1 Train Overheard by: drew Guy, yelling: I did not put Peter’s dick in my mouth. I didn’t see it, I don’t even know what it looks like! None of us even came and it’s not important! –Greenwich Ave Obviously straight guy: For a million dollars. I’d suck the Jolly Green Giant’s dick, I don’t care if it did break my jaw. –MacDougal St