Tourist to doorman, in thick German accent: Excuse me, can you point me to the nearest Hooters? –53rd St Overheard by: jillcorp Tourist taking a picture of her uncooperative teenage daughter: Shut up and pose, or I’m going to pee right on this yard. –Central Park Tourist about to take picture with lens cap on: Oh, shoot! Hold on, I have to take the lens cap off or else the picture is going to be really dark! –Grand Central Terminal Tourist girl: I don’t get it, there’s so many suits here, I thought Union Square would be full of hippies. –City Hall Park Tourist on cell: So far, I’ve experienced coldness and evil. –57th & 8th Overheard by: Lag