I Never Told You About the Jar on My Desk?

Suit #1: Good thing my girlfriend had an abortion, or I'd have a 16-year-old kid right now.
Suit #2: Yeah? I never heard this story.

--F Train

Overheard by: wb

Headline by: kasey

Runners-Up:
· "Haven't You Ever Asked About My Framed Coathanger?" - Ian
· "Jesus; Always the Son, Never the Father" - benny blanco
· "Lifetime Wasn't Interested" - Emily Leonard
· "Neither Did My Wife..." - phox
· "Once Upon a Vacuum..." - blistexaddict
· "Well Jimmy, When a Man and Woman Like Sex Without Commitments...." - mkp-hearts-nyc
· "Your Wife Was Pretty Insistent I Never Tell You" - Greg Costello


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