The Sex Ed Teacher You Wish You Had

Teen sister: You mean to tell me you don't find something wrong with a 13-year-old and a 12-year-old having sex!
Tween brother: It's only a one year difference.
Teen sister: That's not the point! Aww fuck it, but you better wear a condom, cause if you wind up someone's baby's daddy, I'm not stopping the chick's dad from kicking your ass.

--Madison Square Garden