What Is Something Only Straight Guys Say, Alex?

Guy #1: Oh my god, they have ribbed ones.
Guy #2: And flavored. Shit, I got to get a flavored one.
Guy #1: Awesome, flavored condoms are awesome!
Guy #2: They are. They are freaking awesome!
(guy #1 notices man at urinal).
Guy #1: Dude, we're not gay.

--O'Hanlon's Bar, 14th St & 1st Ave

Overheard by: Dude