The Side Of Jared Subway Doesn't Want You to See

Guy #1: Yo, man. I lost seven pounds. Can you believe it?
Guy #2: Oh yeah? Really?
Guy #1: Yeah, I got a fuckin' shoestring on my pants.
Guy #2: Uh...
Guy #1: I don't like this. I liked being fat.

--CVS, Allerton

Overheard by: Lee