Lively black man: My sense of smell is back. I can smell pussy again! –LIRR Overheard by: meg Black girl on cell: …you know it smells like straight bootymeat! –Times Square Overheard by: patrick Obese black woman wearing skin-tight World’s #1 Dad t-shirt: This train smells like urine. –Downtown A Train Overheard by: World’s #2 Dad Guy on cell: Baby, all I’m saying is when you came home last night, you smelled like another dude! –107th & Amsterdam Overheard by: HuntingSnark Woman to male friend: I’ll just have to call you "anus breath" from now on. –Jewish Theological Seminary, 122nd St & Broadway Overheard by: Sticking to mouthwash from now on Woman: I smell dick. (licks her hand, sniffs it) Sho ’nuff! –R Train