NYU girl to friend: I mean, I hate him and it’s making my hair fall out but I think our relationship really works. –Whole Foods, Union Square Man to friend: She wanted to go to dinner on some kind of date shit. I wanna bring her to a bar and fuck her in the bathroom. –G Train Overheard by: Sarah Fat chick to friends: I don’t know. He moved. We weren’t serious, you know? I mean how can you be serious with a man who wanted to move to an Indian reservation? (friends nod in approval) I mean why would you want to move to an Indian reservation anyway? It’s like the projects… but in camp. –Casa Mono Overheard by: foodie Girl on cell: Oh, so you really like this one. (pause) That’s cool, where did he take you? (pause) Wow, he must be balling! That place is mad expensive, yo. (pause) What did you say his name was again? (pause, then hysterical laughing) Girl, I can’t take anyone named Skip-to-my-Lou seriously! –32nd St & 5th Ave Boyfriend to girlfriend: Well, if I get sick of you I’ll just find someone else! –Movie Theater, 32nd & 8th Overheard by: Happy I’m not his girlfriend. Guy on train: Ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention? Sorry for bothering you, but I’ve been single for a year, and that shit’s not popping… So, any donations of phone numbers, e-mail addresses, or MySpace pages would be greatly appreciated. Thank you and may god bless. –C Train Overheard by: gretchen