Global teacher, about review packet: You must look at my package in order to see what’s there! –History Class, Bronx HS of Science Overheard by: Lillian Woman in business suit on cell: Yeah, work is crazy right now because I have a big release coming out next week. (pauses) That’s what he said. –26th & Park Overheard by: absnola Lady in the audience: Which one is Patti LuPone? –St. James Theater Dorky older guy to female bank teller (smiling): I’ve got a really big deposit for you.
(teller looks down and starts laughing) –Chase Bank, 24th & 7th Overheard by: Joe Timid Asian deli boy to deli owner: Excuse me, I don’t know how to do number two. –Deli, Union Square Black waiter to Asian female customer: Enjoy your black balls. –Ninja, Hudson St