From That Day on Conan the Vegitarian Was Never the Same.

Guy: Hey, do they have vegan food here?
Girl: No, you have to rip the meat apart with your bare hands and then fuck some bitches.

--NYU Dining Hall

Headline by: Spazzy

Runners-Up:
· "After Dinner, We Invade the Roman Empire" - billsburg boy
· "And Then You Lose Your Veganity..." - Stick
· "Most Aggressive Lunch Lady--Ever" - #5 in line
· "NYU Also Provides Us with Spears and Roofies." - presents
· "NYU's New Wildly Popular Caveman Dining Unit" - Naked Lunch
· "Unless You're Patrick Bateman and Want to Reverse Those" - KateNonymous
· "We're All Lesbian Cavegirls in College" - Dariclone


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