More Than Just a Wednesday One-Liner

Roommate #1: I gotta get out of this stupid city!
Roommate #2: Why, man?
Roommate #1: Man, I gotta get out of this stupid... This stupid state!
Roommate #2: Why?
Roommate #1: I hate this city! I hate everything on the East Coast! Everyone here is so stupid! They do stupid things like... They have stupid days like... Like Wednesdays!

--Park Slope

Overheard by: nooners knows that las vegas doesn't have wednesdays