Wednesday One-Liners Like to Watch

Girl on phone: This is so crazy because I was just watching Gossip Girl and I was like: "Oh my god, no one has dinner at Butter!" But then you just called me and invited me to dinner at Butter! It's totally out of control.

--Barnard College

Man: The Tudors is like Law & Order for British actors. If you can't get a job anywhere else, there's always that.

--Cort Theater

Overheard by: office peon

Young man to friend: It's called Tudor Place. Hey, you know that show on showtime, The Tudors? Maybe it's that family and they moved over here. Because the buildings do look old.

--Bryant Park

Hipster: I watched Lost one time. I watched Lost one time! A big monsoon was coming and some dude closed a door on it. Closed a door on the monsoon! I was like: "Fuck this, I'm done."

--Outside an Irish Pub, 54th St & 7th Ave

Overheard by: jon

Soccer mom: Charles in Charge was a consistently good show.

--51st St & 8th Ave