Gay thug: I better be able to attend the motherfuckin’ flower show or I’m going to hit someone. –1 Train Thug: Man, he told us not to add more sugar but we put more sugar in that sauce. Shit was panty-droppin, son. –Deli, 21st St & 6th Ave Overheard by: Ryn Thug, in high-pitched voice and flailing arms, while running across the street in front of oncoming UPS truck: Aaaah! Aaaah! Aaaah! –45th St & 8th Ave Thug, to friend: That shit done tore my heart! –N Train Puerto Rican thug: Au revoir, here is my choo-choo train. –F Train Platform Overheard by: Garuda