What Day Do the Wednesday One-Liners Come Out?

Patron: Do these stairs go up?

--Metropolitan Museum of Art

Overheard by: Maura

Drunk White Sox fan to passerby: Hey, what time does Times Square close?

--Outside Yankee Stadium

Overheard by: giovanna

Dude at the next table: Is Long Island really an island?

--Peter Luger's, Williamsburg

Overheard by: Yes, he really just said that

(girl sees poster for Army Wives and turns to friend)
Girl: I don't get that show. Are they married to army dudes or something?

--C Train

Southern lady: Empire State ReBuilding? Does that mean they're moving it?

--33rd & 5th

Overheard by: Katie Mainc