Patron: Do these stairs go up? –Metropolitan Museum of Art Overheard by: Maura Drunk White Sox fan to passerby: Hey, what time does Times Square close? –Outside Yankee Stadium Overheard by: giovanna Dude at the next table: Is Long Island really an island? –Peter Luger’s, Williamsburg Overheard by: Yes, he really just said that (girl sees poster for Army Wives and turns to friend)
Girl: I don’t get that show. Are they married to army dudes or something? –C Train Southern lady: Empire State ReBuilding? Does that mean they’re moving it? –33rd & 5th Overheard by: Katie Mainc