Wednesday One-Liners--No Apologies Necessary

Suit on cell: I swear, I'm going to make her the sorriest crippled girl in New York.

--Avenue C

Hipster on iPhone: Hello? I'm sorry. I can't hear you--I have an iPhone.

--6th & 27th

Hipster girl to out-of-town friend: Sorry about the smell, this area just recently gentrified.

--Orchard Street b/w Broome & Grand

Loud, drunk, British girl to boyfriend: We don't know each other's minds -we can't read each other's minds! So when you do something I don't like and I tell you and then later you do something I don't like and I tell you again... Well that's two sorries in one day! And "sorry" is just a word, but you're learning about me! About my mind.

--Broadway & Waverly

Overheard by: rpk

Woman on cell: Oh sorry, I have to go. Remember that woman that got pregnant by a bear? Yeah, I just ran into her.

--Astor Place

Dominican to friend: And just wait until I tell them all he's Dominican... he'll really be sorry then!

--5th Ave, near Empire State Building

Overheard by: Rich Mintz