Wednesday One-Liners Totally Moved There Before It Was Cool

Bearded guy to female friend: I went to Williamsburg and was like: "Who *are* all these people that look just like me?

--Café Pick Me Up, 9th & Ave A

Overheard by: Doibles

Young hipster: I only date girls from the Lower East Side or Williamsburg.

--9th St & Ave A

Overheard by: bildita

NYU girl to friend: Berlin is like, the new, like... Williamsburg.

--4th Ave & 12th St

Overheard by: john.ainley

Young girl: I'm Middle Eastern, and I swear to god if I see another honky wearing a keffiyeh I'm going to commit fucking Jihad on Williamsburg.

--Park Slope, Brooklyn

Visitor, looking around in bewilderment: Why is everyone trying to look like they're poor?

--Bagel Shop, Williamsburg

Overheard by: NCT