Thwarted by Pants Again

Girl #1: I'm so glad I can say I saw Lea Michele's boob now.
Girl #2: I just wanted to see that guy's dick though. It was so close...

--Eugene O'Neil Theater

Headline by: ToddS

Runners-Up:
· "...I Could Taste It" - Ian
· "And All He Needs Is Another $10,000 to Finish the Operation" - davey j
· "And Then I Dropped the Magnifying Glass" - Fred
· "Close Encounters Of the Third Eye" - Erin
· "If His Pants Were Any Tighter, I Could Have Told You the Name Of His Rabbi." - Fia


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