I Managed to Struggle to the Surface Often Enough to Get Air

Fat woman #1, at intermission: Man, these seats are tight!
Fat woman #2: Oh my god, tell me about it! My butt is killing me!
Fat woman #1, to skinny guy sitting in between them: Was I spilling over into your seat?
Skinny guy: You both were.

--New Amsterdam Theatre

Overheard by: Ali