Development of the Vitamin-Enhanced Pussy Hits a Snag

Girl: No! I will not put your Propel bottle in my vag!
Boy: Come on, I'm sure it'll fit!
Girl: No! I will not! Do you want vag juices all up in your Propel bottle?!
(boy walks away)
Girl (to self): I didn't think so.

--Upper West Side

Overheard by: Sophie