Train conductor: Now arriving at 116th street, Columbia University. Ivy league. Ivy league… Ivy league… Ivy league… Stand clear of the closing doors. –1 Train Overheard by: Amused Subway Rider Guy on phone: I’m a tool, I’ll admit that. –College Walk, Columbia University Overheard by: Ed Chick on cell: How did they know I was feeling hormonal? And did they need to announce it on my boarding pass? –Columbia University Overheard by: YotGC (Columbia student #1 jaywalks in front of a car)
Columbia student #2: I can’t get hit by a car right now! I have a paper to write! –115th & Broadway (two frat boys in boxers run a lap down 113th as a third cheers them on)
Sorority girl: Sometimes I wonder how some of these people get into Columbia… –113th & Broadway Overheard by: wondering the same thing