Wednesday One-Liners Haven't Met Most Of Their Friends

Yuppie: I don't google enough.

--F Train, 7th Ave

Overheard by: imaginexrach

Girl on cell: Not being on Facebook is ruining my life!

--NYU Bus

Overheard by: Asian Kid

Assistant on phone, about her 17-year-old daughter's MySpace page: I find it interesting that she and her friend Shannon have the same friend listed. Some 32-year-old guy in California named Tom!

--Office on 42nd & Madison

Overheard by: herspace

Man: I'm going to go home and e-mail some shameless bitches.

--8th St & Broadway

Grad student at computer, dolefully: Without right-click I just don't know what to do with the world.

--Columbia University

Overheard by: Ladle