Hobo with two jars in front of him: Food or drugs! Choose whether you’d like to sponsor my evening shot or dinner! –Central Park Homeless man: Hey, bindi-a, lookin’ good today! (Indian girl ignores his comment, begins to walk away). Fine! When you get mugged, I’m not helping you! –Washington Square Park Enterprising lady hobo: You could use your credit card to get cash, and give me the cash. –Outside Dunkin’ Donuts, Brooklyn Overheard by: Rich Mintz Panhandling hobo: Spare some change for a large bottle of water and a nice Chef salad? Spare some change for bottled water and salad? –Broadway & 10th St Hobo: Hey lemme borrow those red Converse! I’ve got a hot date with Monica Lewinsky tonight! –14th & 6th Hobo to another: "You’re gonna turn me into a waffle?" That’s what she told me, you said! A waffle? Oh no, I don’t think so! –23rd b/w 6th & 7th Overheard by: sara Crazy hobo: Watch out for traffic and knuckleheads! Beware! (points at random pedestrian) Him! He’s a knucklehead! Don’t trust him! –5th Ave & 49th St