...But, Um, I Assumed He Was Passed Out the Whole Time

Girl #1: Okay so like, I wasn't going to tell you guys but Ed* and I really did have sex last night... I was lying on the phone.
Girl #2: But we knew that already! Ed* called me crying this morning because he thought he took advantage of you.
Girl #3: Ok... this is weird.

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