The Creation of the Prostitution Merit Badge

(in front of national HQ of Girl Scouts of America)
Construction worker #1: Do you see all the rich marble they used on this building?
Construction worker #2: Yeah. They sure had to sell a lot of fuckin' cookies to afford it.

--37th St b/w 5th & 6th Ave

Overheard by: dodgerswill

Headline by: C.J.

Runners-Up:
· "Actually, the United States Thin Mint Just Prints Them Money" - Lauren
· "I'll Take 7,954,300,348,000 Boxes Of Thin Mints Please!" - Eino Hill
· "It's Actually Constructed Of Stale Do-Si-Dos and the Corpses Of Girls Who Didn't Reach Their Quota" - Matthew K. Johnson
· "The Building Was Funded by an Anonymous Benefactor, on the Condition That It Be Built on Sesame Street." - James
· "The Reason They Added Heroin to Thin Mints" - ILOVEThinMints
· "Turning Tricks Is for Kids" - Qasar
· "You Should See the Boy Scouts Of America HQ... Don't Ask What They Sold." - fox


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