Mother to screaming toddler: Stop it. This is not your day. This is my day. Don't ruin it. –Gourmet Garage Southern woman to son: The WWE pose, just like we practiced in the backyard now. –NBC Studios Overheard by: Tracy Mother yelling at three little well-dressed girls: Do not open that bottle of glitter! Do not! If you know glitter… (holding her arms out making a rainbow sort of gesture) Shit flies! –Central Park Overheard by: chellie Very young mother to four-year-old son: Stop that! If you don't start behavin' I'm gonna send you in for the new model! –R Train Overheard by: Kait Ghetto mom to young son running his hand along outside window while walking: Don't do that! You gonna get germs! Yo' hand gonna fall off! –45th b/w 3rd & Lexington Overheard by: Lili Von Shtupp Very serious mother: Well, Megatron could beat Optimus because he's stronger. But Optimus is smarter, so he can outsmart Megatron. –East Village Mom holding little boy's hand: Forget everything you've seen today. –Mermaid Parade, Coney Island Boardwalk Overheard by: Not forgetting ANYTHING we saw today