Man handing out free demos: You want a CD? It's free! It's really good! It's me! (passersby ignore him) Fine, but when I die you cannot wear a t-shirt with my face on it! –Broadway Overheard by: porkchop sandwiches Guy promoting comedy club: It costs less than a movie and we'll get you drunk! –7th & 40th Overheard by: Erin Guy at stall: We're slashing prices today! Today's the anniversary of Lorena Bobbit! –Street Fair, Washington Square North Guy selling perfume: Ladies, buy one and get my number free! –34th & 7th Overheard by: Denah Man advertising standup comedy event: Comedy and alcohol for all you miserable bastards out there! –Broadway Man selling tickets to a comedy club: I hate my job! Come get drunk! Sell tickets! Sell tickets! Drinks! Drunk! Come get druuuunk! –Times Square Overheard by: Kate