Girl to boyfriend: Your idea of romance is an 8-ball and trying to get a hard-on! –12th & Broadway Preppy girl: Nothing turns me on like carbon monoxide! –Lucky Jack's Overheard by: Argopelter Excited suit: He came out of the womb with a woody! –1st Ave & 10th Overheard by: moodle Girl on cell: I heart you like an erection! –34th & 2nd Jock/pretty boy: Dude, I don't know why but she'd always give me boners in the middle of class. –St Marks & 2nd Ave Chick: It's all erections and prostates, erections and prostates! Could we have our check, please? –Arctica Bar & Grill, 3rd Ave & 27th St Overheard by: Rose Fox