Really pissed mom: And do you know what size unicorn they tried on her first? Medium. –Macy's Cafe employee, about pastries: Those look like fairy testicles. –HopScotch Cafe Overheard by: bildita Guy yelling to passers-by: You're all materialistic, yuppie, vampire kings! –W4th & Cornelia Overheard by: greg Man on cell: So Santa Claus will be there? –Broadway & Wall St Woman: When she was a newborn she looked exactly like Yoda, and then she grew up into Dopey. –Penn Plaza Five-year-old boy looking out of window: Ahh! I hate the sun! Vampires hate the sun! –Q Train Overheard by: LoRna