Eight-year-old girl, singing: Fat lips, big lips, get your pregnant lips here! –6 Train Out-of-breath man on steps: Okay, man, breathe. Breathe like you're having your first child! –W4 Subway Overheard by: Keep Pushing On! Pregnant woman on cell: So, yeah, I'm about 5 centimeters dilated, so I'm going to get a Tasti D-Lite and then go to the hospital. –Rockefeller Center Hot skinny, Asian girl to hot, skinny, blonde friends: So, am I going to get pregnant this month or what? –57th & Park Overheard by: would have liked to help her Girl on phone: Okay, so I got the pregnancy test and the vodka. We'll see which one wins. –6 Train