Man trying on hat: Hey! Do I look like John Wayne in this hat? Watch out, pilgrim! I'm planting roses! –Botanical Garden Girl to friend: I need a twig or a leaf or an herb or somethin'. –C Train White guy on cell: It's the goddamn Cherry Blossom Festival… so get your ass out here. –Outside Brooklyn Botanical Garden Maintenance worker to another: Oh, come on! It's not working now. Let's try plugging it into the tree. –42 St & 2nd Ave Flower vendor: Shut up nigga, I'll slap you! Fresh roses! –7th Ave & 26th Overheard by: Todd