MTA employee high-fiving another: That's why I always wear my uniform to court. I ain't no thug; I ain't no criminal; I work for the City of New York! –127th & Lenox Female suit to friend: Welcome to New York. Have a good day somewhere else. –Washington Square South Overheard by: Hey, I like New York. Crazy bag lady to parents of babbling toddler: Shut your fucking kid up! If you want PC, this isn't the fucking place! –AirTrain to Jamaica Barista: I keep forgetting that "New York" doesn't equal "World." –Grand Central Overheard by: Chris K. Girl on cell: A blood draw, a pelvic exam, and a shot in the ass all on the same day… Yeah, well, it is New York. –Lafayette & Franklin