Middle-aged white guy to younger black woman: Just leave them a message that's like "I woke up from my coma, don't worry. Not that you were worried anyway." –Nederlander Theater Overheard by: julia Girl to friend: Everything was fine until I found out about the warts. –Broadway & Waverly Man to friends: All I know is that I was leaving town the next day, so I told her to take some Pepto-Bismol or Robitussin or whatever because I was gettin' some that night for sure! –Bodega, 22nd St & 9th Ave Overheard by: Doug Tischler Teenage black girl, within a group of friends: Them kids with autism, they be havin' mad skills! –Penn Station Overheard by: r. faith Male yuppie: If she comes back with cold sores, I'll know who to go to. –San Domenico Restaurant, East 26th St Girl: Rabies is my biggest enemy. –Bellerose, Queens