20-something girl: I don't let people with toes like that into my bed! –Bleecker & Broadway Overheard by: insizlane Old man on cell: Just tell her to go to Duane Reade and get that shit that puts your urethra to sleep. –East Village Overheard by: doctors are so jaded Woman: My son has a perfect head, it's not flat on no sides. –44 Bus, Staten Island (man comes over and pushes down everyone's safety bar)
Woman: My uterus just came out of my vagina. –Coney Island Cyclone Guy on cell: …and it's just not Sunday unless you've had your finger in someone. –Houston & Macdougal Overheard by: Lish