Thug on phone: Yo, man, you know that bitch I rent my room from? Those titties are triple F or some shit, man! (pause) How do I know that? Cause I looked through her drawers, that's how! (pause) Cause whenever I talk to that bitch, those things are in my face! I had to find out! –17th St & 5th Ave Overheard by: redshikari Dude: I have barometric boobies! –Jujutsu Class, 13th & 7th Overheard by: Ladle Dude to friend: Dude, sometimes you just have to say no to boobs. –St. Mark's Chipotle College student: Those tits in that shirt look awful… I wanna see cleavage, not leverage. –Columbia University Suit on cell: You should get paid more because of how big your boobs are! –74th & 3rd Overheard by: Joanna L.