That's What She Gets for Devouring That Goat That Was Tethered to the Ground

Girl #2: You're so right! She does kind of look like a Tyrannosaur!
Girl #1: Oh my god, you're so mean.
Girl #2: What? You said it first.
Girl #1: I said: "She kind of looks like a tennis player."
Girl #2: Um, oh. Oops.

--1 Train

Overheard by: ouch.

Headline by: James

Runners-Up:
· "Either Way, She Makes Quite a Racket" - DotTim
· "I Always Get Lesbians and Giant Man-Eating Lizards Confused." - L.J.
· "If It's Martina Navratilova, They're Both Right." - Brady
· "It's the Way She Devoured the Competition" - Markle9
· "Serenasaur or Venusaur?" - Matt
· "With the Racket and the Tiny Arms, It Could Really Go Either Way." - Rosie


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