Loud office chick: Oh my god, I found, like, four condoms on the bookshelf! –Hudson St Overheard by: Harriet Vane Serious teen on cell: If you use a condom… It doesn't count. –Murray Hill 40-something woman to two 20-year-old men: Don't believe any girl when she tells you she's on birth control. Take your condom and keep it in your wallet. –19th St & 5th Ave Overheard by: McCrum Guy on cell: You're just mad because your dick is tiny and the condom slipped off. –Greenpoint, Brooklyn Powerwalking Indian woman: I mean, isn't that why I went on the pill? So guys can come in me? –40th & Queens Blvd, Queens Overheard by: Ohmarkus