Black kid after seeing white girl in gym clothes run by: Man, for a second I thought that white girl was running from the cops too! –Fordham Road, The Bronx Overheard by: run, white girl, run Middle-aged black lady yelling on crowded train: Young black men stand the fuck up! Kill the NYPD! –A Train Little kid to bus driver, after a police car siren is heard: Whenever I hear a police car siren, I always think that they are getting donuts, 'cause, ya know, cops love donuts, right? –B41 Bus Dude: I was playing the new GTA. I drove around looking for my apartment but couldn't find it, so I just shot a bunch of cops. –Columbus Circle Cop with M-4 assault rifle (serious voice, on a sunny day): It's raining men out here. –86th & Lexington