Female baggage handler to male colleague: I don't drink tequila no more. That's how I got my first kid. –LaGuardia Airport Very impressed girl on cell: Whoa! You actually remembered her name this time? Were you not drunk? –12th St & University Place Overheard by: Mr. Hedge Seemingly sober grad student: Let's face it. We'll be drunk in (checks watch) fifteen minutes. –Fayerweather Hall, Columbia University Overheard by: Ladle NYC police officer: How hard can it be to find a drunk person on this floor? –Port Authority Bus Terminal Overheard by: Vanessa Girl with drink, to friends: This will have to be my last one, guys, I have to go babysit. –Greenwich Ave & Charles Street Overheard by: Jodi