Nine-year-old boy: Sometimes I just think I am a robot. I mean, aren't I a robot? –E 17th & Broadway Overheard by: definitely human Tall guy: Yeah, you have to learn not to trust those shifty-eyed robots. –Union Square Hipster: And, like, he wasn't even gay… he was just not human. –88th & Park Comic book guy: No, not Optimus Prime. But yes, I have had sexual thoughts… about robots. –40th & 7th Cute chick: You don't need a sex robot to have sex with a robot. –Old Town Bar Overheard by: Lieut. Liplock