You May Have Broken Up With Me, But at Least I Don't Use the Phrase "Shacking Up"

Chick holding shopping bags: Oh my god! Stan! I haven't seen you in like forever!
Chick's ex: Yeah, I've been pretty busy. Shacking up with girls, the like...you know. (chick eyes him over for some time) I look fantastic, don't I? (walks away)

--W 4th & 6th

Overheard by: friend of the ex