But That Gear Shaft Totally Consented

Drunk middle-aged woman #1: Yeah, but I don't think...
Drunk middle-aged woman #2: The cops in the state of New Jersey all have computers in their cars. They pulled him over, and he wasn't even doing anything!
Drunk middle-aged man #1: Well, what did they say to you?
Drunk middle-aged man #2: They said I was driving erotically.

--NJ Transit